"I'm Full of SHIT Mom"
This is the comment that comes from my teenager last night.
"KYLE ERIC- Did you just say SHIT?"
"Yes Mom."
"Uh...oh never mind your 14..you're getting old enough. Just don't make it a habit in front of me or your Dad..and certainly NOT your sister...she's like an echo."
"Ok."
"Why are you full of shit?"
"Well honestly, remember when I was little and you taught me to wipe my own ass?"
"Yes" ::chuckle chuckle::
"Well..I was in the bathroom just now..oh btw don't go in there for about 10 or 15 minutes..something crawled out of my ass..OH OOPS..can I say ASS too? Ok by the look on your face I can seeo no..ok nevermind. Anyway, you always told me when I went poop that I should wipe til the toliet paper was clean because that meant there wasn't any more poop, oh wait SHIT on my ass."
::skaking head in utter failure at my parenting skills::
"O-KAY? and?"
"Well I was in the bathroom and I think I used a whole roll of paper. I mean there was so much shit on my butt cheeks. I was wiping forever. So all I can figure is I'm full of SHIT."
"Kyle....go to your room and stay there while I think of something maternal to say because all I got right now is The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree and that's not exactly a compliment to myself.."
"Ok Mom"
Angie...THIS IS YOUR LIFE.
"KYLE ERIC- Did you just say SHIT?"
"Yes Mom."
"Uh...oh never mind your 14..you're getting old enough. Just don't make it a habit in front of me or your Dad..and certainly NOT your sister...she's like an echo."
"Ok."
"Why are you full of shit?"
"Well honestly, remember when I was little and you taught me to wipe my own ass?"
"Yes" ::chuckle chuckle::
"Well..I was in the bathroom just now..oh btw don't go in there for about 10 or 15 minutes..something crawled out of my ass..OH OOPS..can I say ASS too? Ok by the look on your face I can seeo no..ok nevermind. Anyway, you always told me when I went poop that I should wipe til the toliet paper was clean because that meant there wasn't any more poop, oh wait SHIT on my ass."
::skaking head in utter failure at my parenting skills::
"O-KAY? and?"
"Well I was in the bathroom and I think I used a whole roll of paper. I mean there was so much shit on my butt cheeks. I was wiping forever. So all I can figure is I'm full of SHIT."
"Kyle....go to your room and stay there while I think of something maternal to say because all I got right now is The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree and that's not exactly a compliment to myself.."
"Ok Mom"
Angie...THIS IS YOUR LIFE.
posted by Brown Eyed Girl at
12:18 PM
5 Comments:
cod bless you. I laughed so fucking hard. I love your family so very very much and a half plus a third.
I think I'll reread this just to entertain myself once more.
I only hope Liam & I are this normal (and psycho) when he's Kyle's age.
"The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree and that's not exactly a compliment to myself"
That's my favorite part!
I can't stop laughing! That's too much.
*DIES LAUGHING*
Good LORD WOMAN.
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