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Club hopping N Shit

So now the insanity that is my family life multiplies.

My husband has decided that he will NOT be in attendance on Saturday for the big 21st b-day party, which means..he doesn't really care what I wear.

I am thinking of just sticking with the option #3. It's quite lovely and comfy and looks cute with my brown boots and it's already paid for.

I do have a pair of pants to return and get store credit for...so I'm considering going but not sure if I'll get there before the big event on Saturday.

I will now be the biggest person (in weight) in our little gathering...since my husband has decided to stay home.

Whatever will I do without him to entertain me.. and remind me how cute I am.

In the meantime....we were all out (with a nice group of people OUR OWN AGE) on Saturday after my son's football banquet. There had to be 8 or 9 couples plus a few single parents. We took over the bar at our local bowling alley watching football and playing darts. We were having a good time for a while..when my drunk husband says..

"We should go to the FULL CONTACT STRIP CLUB in Indiana."

**Cue all the guys in the room getting big eyes... **

My response "OK"

**Cue all the other women in the room with their eyes crossing**

So 30 minutes later..

My husband and I, another couple, my sister and her boy-"friend" and a friend of mine walked into the strip club.

We didn't get home til 3am.

It was a fun, long, entertaining night.

There is nothing like trying to guess "real or fake" about all the boobs you see while you're there.


Blogger M said...

Dammit Jeff! Must be there so you can be the biggest person there.

Oh well. You'll still be the hottest so that works out well.

I love option 3.

And I love the strip club. You slay me.

January 9, 2007 at 11:17 AM  
Blogger Bethany said...

I'm almost afraid to ask, but I'm damn curious- full contact?

January 9, 2007 at 7:35 PM  
Blogger Brown Eyed Girl said...

Bethany- I'll just give you the legal stuff.

In Illinois the "strip clubs" serve alcohol. Most men..add too much alcohol instant asshole..so there is usually a no-touch rule with the exception of a private lap dance..and even then it's minimal.

In Indiana-(and I live about 2 seconds from the border) most of them don't serve alcohol. So if a girl is dancing on the stage and a guy is sitting on the edge watching she'll come over and rub her boobs in face or grind her pelvis on his shoulder. Plus the "private" dances...can get..pretty uh...what's the word I want to use RAUNCHY.

Only one person in our party got a private dance....and it was one of the other girls. Mostly we just sat around and guessed which boobs were real or fake..and then the guys got close to the stage a few times. All in good funny really..

January 10, 2007 at 5:09 AM  
Blogger CPA Mom said...

You said "ok?" What a lucky husband you have. I would have said, "umm...HELL NO"

January 10, 2007 at 6:02 AM  
Blogger velocibadgergirl said...

Indiana has full contact strip clubs? How did I not know this? And the thought of you guys playing "real or fake" is kind of painfully hilarious ;)

January 10, 2007 at 7:09 AM  
Blogger Brown Eyed Girl said...

Angela...my husband told me a saying once..a LONG time ago...

"Does it matter where I work up my appetite as long as I eat at home?"

For me...and I'm sure MANY MANY women would disagree...strip clubs and porn...not that big a deal to me.

I used to be a real jealous ass....and I've tried to get away from it.

There are women that have a "no porn, no strip club EVER" rule..and I can respect that....to me it's like with kids..tell them what NOT to do..and they'll find every trick in the book to do it and get away with it...for us..it's not a taboo or anything..so quite honestly I don't know how much it "turns" my husband on...really we were all laughing so hard..there was very little sexual about it.

But I'm a strange bird that way....

January 10, 2007 at 8:22 AM  

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