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Can I pay my fine with a credit card?

I stole this from That Chick Over There and she stole it from someone else...so on and so forth. Let's see how I do...

Smoked pot — $10*
Did acid — $5*
Ever had sex at church — $25*
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40*
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25*
Had sex for money — $100*
Vandalized something — $20*
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10*
Beat up someone — $20*
Been jumped — $10*
Crossed dressed — $10*
Given money to stripper — $25*
Been in love with a stripper — $20*
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10*
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15*
Ever drive drunk — $20*
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50*
Used toys while having sex — $30*
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20*
Went skinny dipping — $5*
Had sex in a pool — $20*
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10*
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20*
Cheated on your significant other — $10*
Masturbated — $10*
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20*
Done oral — $5*
Got oral — $5*
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving — $25*
Stole something — $10*
Had sex with someone in jail — $25*
Made a nasty home video — $15*
Had a threesome — $50*
Had sex in the wild — $20*
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25*
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20*
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20*
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25*
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50*
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25*
Went streaking — $5*
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15*
Been arrested — $5*
Spent time in jail — $15*
Peed in the pool — $0.50*
Played spin the bottle — $5*
Done something you regret — $20*
Had sex with your best friend — $20*
Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25*
Had anal sex — $80*
Lied to your mate — $5*
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

This is NOT per INFRACTION thank God...I could be here ALL Day adding this stuff up...however, I want 50% discount on the ACID $5 fine. Someone DROPPED it in my can of beer without telling me in high school, therefore, I'm only paying $2.50. It's my blog and I can do what I want.

As for the rest of my answers.....I know you want to know..but my Grand Total Fine is:

$478.50 (because of my $2.50 discount and not cuz I peed in a pool for 50 cents)

M'kay? Just so we're clear on that. I don't want you to think I peed in a pool...but how in the hell I got up to almost $480??? That's not important...it's only important that you know I'm not gross enough to pee in a pool.


Blogger M said...

How'd you get to $480? How are you ONLY $480? ;) xoxo

January 23, 2007 at 8:43 AM  
Blogger Amy W said...

Dude, you have some stories to tell!!

January 23, 2007 at 12:23 PM  
Blogger Brown Eyed Girl said...

Ok come on...do I have to share?

Seriously....I was honest enough coming up to $480..or $478.50 cuz that ACID was NOT my fault.

January 23, 2007 at 1:07 PM  
Blogger Emma in Canada said...

I'm glad someone was higher than me! And defo, there are a lot of stories to be told. I look forward to reading them!

January 23, 2007 at 5:35 PM  
Blogger Bethany said...

Wow I came over to tell you I tagged you for a meme, but hell this one blows mine away!

January 23, 2007 at 5:56 PM  
Blogger HollowSquirrel said...

Holy guacamole, $480? You must divulge some of the 'charges.'

January 23, 2007 at 6:50 PM  
Blogger SJ said...

And I thought I was bad....I think my total was close to yours so now I don't feel so alone *blush*blush*

January 24, 2007 at 6:00 AM  

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