The Elastic is Shot in my Underwear
Yes, these are the freakish things that happen to me:
On my 15 minute walk to work today I'm beginning to feel something in my pants. Almost like "Holy Shit is a fabric softener sheet gonna coming flying out my pant leg?" Kind of way, except that most of my pants for work are dry cleaned.
SO.
I keep walking and the bulge is getting bigger.
Uh..
OH..holy crap on a cracker....it's MY UNDERWEAR.
So picture the "pee pee" legs have crossed trying not to FULL stride walk for another 1.2 blocks, up the elevator, straight to the bathroom....when I finally get in there..and my underwear are indeed bunched up in the crotch of my work pants.
I yank them back up...and think..."Let's see how long this lasts."
Anyone got any tape?
On my 15 minute walk to work today I'm beginning to feel something in my pants. Almost like "Holy Shit is a fabric softener sheet gonna coming flying out my pant leg?" Kind of way, except that most of my pants for work are dry cleaned.
SO.
I keep walking and the bulge is getting bigger.
Uh..
OH..holy crap on a cracker....it's MY UNDERWEAR.
So picture the "pee pee" legs have crossed trying not to FULL stride walk for another 1.2 blocks, up the elevator, straight to the bathroom....when I finally get in there..and my underwear are indeed bunched up in the crotch of my work pants.
I yank them back up...and think..."Let's see how long this lasts."
Anyone got any tape?
posted by Brown Eyed Girl at
7:39 AM
2 Comments:
This one time? I had static cling? And it caused a sock to get stuck to the back of my sweater? And I totally wore my sweater WITH the sock stuck to it and I had no idea.
The end.
at least you were wearing pants! When Underwear Strike Back...
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